Monday, November 14, 2005

Our Nation's Finest Scientific Minds At Work















The dillgent lads at MIT have been burning the midnight oil, testing the tinfoil hat's effectiveness against those pesky government mind control rays:

It has long been suspected that the government has been using satellites to read and control the minds of certain citizens. The use of aluminum helmets has been a common guerrilla tactic against the government's invasive tactics [1]. Surprisingly, these helmets can in fact help the government spy on citizens by amplifying certain key frequency ranges reserved for government use. In addition, none of the three helmets we analyzed provided significant attenuation to most frequency bands.

They share their research with us and it's pretty thorough, testing three different foil hat designs: The Fez, The Centurion, and for the purist, The Classical...



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