Sunday, February 12, 2006

Shoe-Bomb-a-Palooza II: Sneakers of Mass Destruction

Digby's got the latest on the dastardly plot via leaked Al Quaeda phone conversations hot off the NSA wiretaps!

#2: Uh, Mohammed?

#1: Yes Mohammed?

#2: Something, um, doesn't sound right. Are you quite sure...

#1: Of course I'm sure. It says right here [sounds of more paper shuffling] that we are to use high explosives to gain access to the cockpit, where we then threaten to blow up the rest of plane if they don't fly it into the Liberty...

#2: Literary...

#1: Liberty, Literary... I don't... [sighs] Look, just tell the pilot "The tall one." I'm quite sure they'll know which building you're talking about. Just tell them that if they don't immediately fly the plane into the tallest building in Los Angeles, you'll blow them up with your Sneakers of Mass Destruction. They won't want that, I can assure you.
Catch the rest of the shocking exchange over at Hullabaloo!

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